The PETS 2024
Speed Mentoring Experience
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"Where Connections Happen!"

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Are you a privacy enthusiast looking to connect with the brightest minds in the field?
Do you want to unlock your full potential and accelerate your career in privacy-enhancing technologies?
Are you ready to embark on an epic journey of knowledge sharing, networking, and inspiration?

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PETS 2024 SPEED MENTORING SESSION!

Wednesday, July 17, 2:00pm @ Plenary Room!
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Are you ready to supercharge your career in privacy-enhancing technologies? Look no further than the PETS 2024 Speed Mentoring session! This dynamic event brings together brilliant minds from research and industry, creating a platform for knowledge sharing, networking, and career advancement.

Are you a student researching privacy-preserving machine learning? Meet your next mentor! Are you a professional looking to transition into the privacy tech industry? Find your next collaborator! Are you a seasoned expert in the field? Share your wisdom and inspire the next generation of privacy enthusiasts!

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🎓 From Academia !!!

"Before the PETS Speed Mentoring session, I was just another clueless grad student, lost in a labyrinth of privacy papers. But then, I met my mentor, the legendary Dr. Enigma, who possessed the knowledge of a thousand encrypted databases! With a single conversation, they downloaded their wisdom directly into my brain (a completely painless procedure!), transforming me into a privacy-enhancing prodigy overnight!" — Dr. Elliot "The Encryptor" Thompson, Assistant Professor of Privacy-Enhancing Cryptography at the University of Cypherpunk.

"I was on the verge of abandoning my PhD and running away to join the circus, but then the PETS Speed Mentoring session happened! I met a mentor who was so brilliant, they could solve NP-complete problems in their sleep. They took me under their wing and taught me the forbidden arts of privacy sorcery. Now, I'm not just a tenured professor; I'm the supreme overlord of privacy research, with an army of devoted graduate students who worship the ground I walk on!" — Dr. Cipher "The Unbreakable" Nakamoto, Emperor of Privacy Studies and Keeper of the Sacred Hash at the University of Crypton Prime.

👔 From Industry !!!

"Thanks to the PETS Speed Mentoring session, I went from a lowly intern to CEO of my own tech empire overnight! The connections I made were so powerful, I literally had to wear shades indoors. Now I'm rollin' in dough and living the dream! " — Bud "The Rad" Johnson, CEO of TotallyLegitTech Inc.

"The mentoring session didn't just change my career; it shattered my perception of reality, leaving me haunted by the weight of the knowledge I now possess. In the depths of the server rooms, I toil endlessly, my identity erased, my past a fading memory. The Mentor's voice echoes in the static of my mind. At what cost does this power come? And in the end, will there be anything left of the person I once was, or will I be consumed by the very secrets I swore to protect?" — Null "The Void" Cipher, Shadow Data Alchemist and Whisperer of Forgotten Protocols at ██████████.